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Waiter! There’s a........in my soup!

#233072 Posted on 2021-01-09 02:25:00

We are trying a new edible fragrance line, eau du punaise. Complimentary, of course.

Waiter, there's binary code in my soup!


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#233082 Posted on 2021-01-09 11:08:27

Oh, our new technology must be all wrong! We told the soup to stir itself, not code itself! I'll take that back for you and get a new one. 

Waiter, there's a slobbery tennis ball in my soup!


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#233435 Posted on 2021-01-15 00:36:26

Oh sorry, our office dog must have heard you say you hoped the soup would help cheer you up! 


Waiter, there's a bandana in my soup!


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#234533 Posted on 2021-02-02 08:00:20

Oh sorry, when I said lets peel out of here, I didn’t mean to drop that!

Waiter, theres a bird in my soup!!!


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#236292 Posted on 2021-02-27 22:28:36

Oh sorry, I thought you said you where looking for birds of a feather! 


Waiter, there's a rose in my soup!


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#236358 Posted on 2021-02-28 18:58:29

Oh no - I missed valentine's day again! Darn it! I'll get it next year...

Waiter, there's a Mona Lisa in my soup!


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#236458 Posted on 2021-03-02 00:09:14

picasso was found not guilty (Fact, apparently the mona lisa was stolen in 1911 and picasso was a main suspect)

waiter, there's a fly in my soup

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#236509 Posted on 2021-03-03 08:54:57

Eat it, you may gain the power to fly.

Waiter! There's a horseshoe in my soup!!


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#244686 Posted on 2021-08-02 12:15:05

and we forgot the nails?! At least its copper, that's sure to be lucky!

Waiter! There's a Tomato in my soup!


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#244691 Posted on 2021-08-02 13:56:30

Tomatoes are banned here! This is outrageous!

Waiter! There's a poker chip in my soup!


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#244692 Posted on 2021-08-02 14:13:52

Perhaps you can get rich at the casino with it

Waiter there's a deer antler in my soup!


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#244696 Posted on 2021-08-02 14:41:19

Of course! Bones make the bitter broth better!

Waiter! What an Outrage! There's an unattended Toddler in my soup!


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#244699 Posted on 2021-08-02 15:11:24

Oh, I am so sorry! The cook wasn't watching her child! I'll take her back!

Waiter! There's a piece of rock in my soup!


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#244707 Posted on 2021-08-02 15:56:29

No worries, its just fate saying that you rock!


Waiter, there's a president in my soup!


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#244709 Posted on 2021-08-02 16:22:03

President Jerry of the Checkers Club! You're not supposed to be in this soup! 

Waiter! There's a Word-Cross in my soup!


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