Waiter! There’s a........in my soup!
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#233072 Posted on 2021-01-09 02:25:00
We are trying a new edible fragrance line, eau du punaise. Complimentary, of course.
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#233082 Posted on 2021-01-09 11:08:27
Oh, our new technology must be all wrong! We told the soup to stir itself, not code itself! I'll take that back for you and get a new one.
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#233435 Posted on 2021-01-15 00:36:26
Oh sorry, our office dog must have heard you say you hoped the soup would help cheer you up!
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#234533 Posted on 2021-02-02 08:00:20
Oh sorry, when I said lets peel out of here, I didn’t mean to drop that!
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#236292 Posted on 2021-02-27 22:28:36
Oh sorry, I thought you said you where looking for birds of a feather!
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#236358 Posted on 2021-02-28 18:58:29
Oh no - I missed valentine's day again! Darn it! I'll get it next year...
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#236458 Posted on 2021-03-02 00:09:14
picasso was found not guilty (Fact, apparently the mona lisa was stolen in 1911 and picasso was a main suspect)
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#236509 Posted on 2021-03-03 08:54:57
Eat it, you may gain the power to fly.
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#244686 Posted on 2021-08-02 12:15:05
and we forgot the nails?! At least its copper, that's sure to be lucky!
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#244691 Posted on 2021-08-02 13:56:30
Tomatoes are banned here! This is outrageous!
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#244692 Posted on 2021-08-02 14:13:52
Perhaps you can get rich at the casino with it
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#244696 Posted on 2021-08-02 14:41:19
Of course! Bones make the bitter broth better!
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#244699 Posted on 2021-08-02 15:11:24
Oh, I am so sorry! The cook wasn't watching her child! I'll take her back!
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#244707 Posted on 2021-08-02 15:56:29
No worries, its just fate saying that you rock!
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#244709 Posted on 2021-08-02 16:22:03
President Jerry of the Checkers Club! You're not supposed to be in this soup!
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