Jokes ahoy!

Post your jokes, no matter how corny!

The first person to get it right posts the next one, and so on. 

I'll go first....
"Why did the horse want to wear a blanket?"

P.S. - if you saw this on Discord, please don't give away the answer! 

I don't know the answer to that, but i do have some other jokes! 

What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? Where's popcorn.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.

How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.

I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the buffalo say to his son leaving to school? Bison.

I am dying here XD

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming!

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”Because every play has a cast.

Oh my. Avery. I love corny jokes and you just hit it out of the ball park with all those hahaha XD

Anyhow, sorry I don’t know why the horse wanted to wear a blanket!

Because he's Friesian!! 🤣

Last edited on 2019-10-25 at 20:03:02 by 💜 Flannel Power 💜

Hahaha Power thats a really good joke!!🤣 I would've never guessed that one! I got 2 corny ones... (I'm sure you've heard these already) 

Q- What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A- You look flushed

Q- Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A- Because people are dying to get in

Funny y'all! But, don't post the answers until at least two people guess, and at least one gives up!

Double post!!

Last edited on 2019-10-25 at 22:54:55 by 💜 Flannel Power 💜

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? 

idk, what?