Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted, but you can't do anything with it

I wish I had all the pets in the world!

Granted, but you can’t keep em


I wish I had an Irish Wolfhound dog in RL. (I’m in LOVE with that breed!!!)

Granted but it runs away

I wish I owned a zoo

Granted, but it gets shut down by the government. (Sorry!!!)


I wish it was spring already. I’m tired of snow. 

Granted, but there's still snow even though it's spring. (Winter sports 4 life!)

I wish that I could stop listening to so many jokes...

Granted but you make worse ones.

I wish my horse wasn't lame

Granted, but you can't ride your horse anyway. (Sorry to hear about your horse, I'm sure you still love them even though they're lame ♥ )

I wish that I could listen to music on top volume without people hating on me.

Granted, but it's your least favorite type of music.

I wish girl scout cookies were sold all year round

Granted, but they aren't special anymore because of that and you get tired of the taste.

I wish I had a pet Newfoundland.

(Nuuuu)

Granted, but it hates getting bathed/trimmed and gets stinky all the time.

I wish I could do the splits!

*stocks a few boxes of your favorite Girl Scout cookies in the freezer for the off-season*

: )

Granted, but you hurt yourself doing it and need physical therapy for a torn muscle. (Gaaah sorry I couldn't think of anything better. xD)

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you keep crashing and have to make a trip to the emergency room. (Sorry!!!) XD


I wish I could go back to sleep.

Granted but you can never go to sleep again!

I wish non of my wishes could get corrupted

granted, but they never come true. XD


I wish I didn't have to do school.

Granted, but now you can't get a job or go to college

I wish I could be less of a pesimist!