Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

granted, but now it has spiders all over it. (ick!)

I wish my old mare in RL was in good enough condition to breed so I had her bloodline.

Granted but you can't own any horses with her bloodline in it. ((Sorry!!))
I wish I wasn't sweaty after doing gymnastics.

Granted, but now you're ice-cold.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted (lol)

Granted, but your wish will never come true!

I wish I was an international Showjumper riding a jumper named Skys the Limit

Granted but you fell off Sky's the Limit and it'll be um 3 years before you can ride again.
I wish that I could find Dragon Flight somewhere in the library.

Granted, but someone tore out the concluding chapters.

I wish that I could afford to buy another horse and take it to uni with me to compete.

granted, but its an old mule and you always come in last. (sorry, lol!)

I wish the huge grizzly that's been hanging around our area would go away so I could do stuff without constantly checking if its here again (that's the price you pay for living in the country, but I wouldn't have it any other way).

Wish granted, but because the top predator is gone a rabid pack of raccoons take up residence in your trash can.

I wish I could move to a country that still has large wildlife... al we get to see over here are rabbits and roe deer if you're really lucky :p

Granted, but you never get to see them. 

I wish that the transactions for my dog to come back (long story involving moving overseas lol) were all good and that he can come back already. :P

Granted, but he shrinks to the size of a dime.

I wish I had more Pocky...

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

I wish I would get to see my boyfriend and girlfriend again sooner.

granted, but you can't see them again for another year

I wish I had more time now I'm at uni (so I can fully return to EV again?)

granted, but you don't know what to do with it, lol.


I wish my new horse would stop refusing everything I want her to do, cause I really don't wanna sell her anmd go horse hunting AGAIN!

Granted, but she never does well in shows.

I wish that I could eat all my friend's Pocky without her noticing.

Granted, but your own Pocky disappears seemingly at random!

I wish I had a little more confidence in myself.