It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the...

If studs were superheroes, I'd imagine the gelding process would have unintended consequences. With a little help from a throwback musical artist, I'd like to shine a little spot light on these quirky beings. Whether it's rescuing the barn cats from the goat, patrolling the broodmare's paddocks, or being led by a very happy child at riding school, they live to show that real studs don't need...well. You know. (No links provided, these fellas were either already geldings or very low conformation from the RC)

So without further ado...
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It

His art is that of misdirection. Does more dancing than saving but hey, at least he looks good doing it!

Wild Wild West

Little rough around the edges, and we suspect one of the stable hands is slipping him some whiskey, but he is not to be underestimated! His super power is silky charm.

Will2K

His super power is conspiracy theories... let's just say it's not going too well. He's definitely messed up the New Years 2000 prediction.

Party Starter

He's essentially the trusty sidekick that throws the "congrats! you caught a villain!" party. Makes a great bean dip too.

Just the Two of Us

Seduction is the name of this guy's game. Unfortunately, he gets a B for effort (there is a reason he was gelded, after all :( ).

Miami

He can literally melt a villain's face off.

Willenium

Time travel. 'Nuff said.

Freakin' It

With a swish of his tail and a defiant snort, no one can utter anything that isn't political correct. He even makes Trump sound pleasant.

Black Suits Comin'

With a stomp of a hoof he can transform your garb from rags to style. He's the fairy god-gelding!

Big Willie Style

Even super former-studs need bodyguards.

Mr. Nice Guy

"Kill them with kindness" is this guy's motto. Just watch your cake. He likes cake.

1000 Kisses

You know that family member who, at every family gathering smothers all the kids with kisses? To the point that the kids run and hide? Yup. This is that gelding.

So Fresh

Even the strongest deodorant can't protect against this guy's power. Let's just say a hazmat suit is needed to muck this poor guy's stall out.

And last but certainly not least...
Tiny Terror

The lone mare. Don't let her tiny stature fool you - she's a little hell cat and keeps this rambunctious crew in line.