Meet the resident dog

*waves* Bork woof
Yes hi hello I am woof.
Ahem, 10/10 greeting, amiright?
Been here 2 and a half years, still can't do a correct greeting, perf.
Okay anyway, I'm Wolfie/Clover/TootMcWoof(only on formal occasions). I like hiding in the corner under a pile of blankets.
Currently 18 years of age, and can't adult correctly. I live on a rabbit/chicken farm in the middle of the land of the US 8D
Yes, we do raise most of our rabbits for butcher. Throw all the bricks you want at me. Chickens, are for eggs c;
I'm an avid storm watcher(not trained to call myself a spotter yet lmao) I am also, surprisingly, female.
Not much else to know about me?
If you wanna talk or just...yeah message me.

Hai Woof. I'm Magic. How be you? I good.

lol hai woofers

I didn't know rabbit meat was a thing really, heh, then again I don't eat any meat at all so not shocked.

We has 7 chickens and only 3 people who can eat eggs in the family >.>

Hullo Magic :D I be okay.

Grapie bab♥
It kinda is? Not many people actually eat it (imo it tastes horrible)
But, most people in my family are preppers/survivalists so we freeze it in case of emergency.

oo:
Ack too many chickens.
We have somewhere around 25 right now, I'm fairly certain o.o
But we sell the eggs so XD

Good. XD I weird XD

ya my momma makes breakfast burrito things and freezes them, i also make myself a little mug cake every other day hem hem....
chocolate cake mhmmm

Im in a place on a constant warning for the "big one" we're expected to have a huge earthquake and no one knows really when... My family's like, ya we should probably have some stuff in case butttt eh.

o: Niicceee Grapie

Oh geez o.o
*wraps in bubble wrap*
Staysafe

Confuzzled. Do you just have fun woofing around (like I did as a child lol)? Or... are you therian too?

I've been wanting to try various "exotic" meats like rabbit, horse, and such. I've already eaten alligator, bear, and elk (really interesting). I love chickens. OMG. They're so cute and clucky!

Also, I'm personally afraid of thunderstorms... irrational.

Kind of both? I've only recently heard of the whole therian thing..and it seems to fit me but I'm not sure.

o: That's awesome! Honestly, rabbit tastes really...wild. Like if you've ever tasted wild turkey, something like that.

D: Awh that sucks.

I have 6 chickens, they can be so stupid sometimes!!!

Waow 'scuse you I really like chickens...
They only eat styrofoam because it's healthy

I really like chickens too.

I'm jealous I didn't think of such a brilliant intro to the Equiverse. AND I live in the middle of the U.S., too. I guess we can't all be amazing Midwesterners. I go by The Yardarm, but call me Bob. And, amazingly, I am female, too. XD If you've been on here that long, any pointers you could give a fellow land-locked farmer would be great. I'm a bit scattered, like chickens. Spooked chickens, to be exact. Oh, wait! Forget all of the above. I meant, hi! ;o)