Would you rather...?

Hot sauce! Hot sauce! I've lived with my worst enemy before and drinking a gallon of hot sauce is far more pleasant. Hot sauce is showing mercy to me to get me out of it. 

Would you rather be stuck eating chocolate that tasted like poop every day for the rest of your life, or poop that tasted like chocolate the rest of your life?

ugh, chocolate that tastes like poop bc poop has no nutritional value, and chocolate has some form of protein and such.

Would you rather fall 30 feet or wake up every night with the feeling you're falling?