Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted, but you can't be deluxe anymore.

I wish that I had a free decent horse charrie.

Granted, but you can only have that one character.

I wish that I had all the color combinations possible for my Tekes.

Granted, but they're all low stat, low conformation, and are inbred :p

I wish I was packed for my trip to PA!

Granted, but your luggage gets lost by the airline.

I wish I had chocolate cake.

Granted but its stale...

I wish I had something to do this summer.

Granted, but I eat it right before your eyes. Sorry :(

I wish that my mom didn't kill my adorable 26 baby pet spiders :(

Granted, but you have to find them a new home.

I wish my excel sheets would enter all the info by themselves.

Granted, but you get a virus on your computer! 

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

Granted, but it's one of the worst days of your life. (I feel bad for saying that D: Oh well, it's just a game :D)

I wish that I had another one of these absolutely perfect plastic fidget spinners. This one is WAAAAAY better than the metal ones :D

Granted, but turns out it was only paint covering the seems.

I wish I was level 8 already.

What's 'seems'? 

Granted, but you can't breed until level 30.

I wish that I had a BANANA right now!

Granted, but it's a rotten banana. 

I wish for it to be cold again.

Ooh, perfect! I can use it to wake up my BFF XD

Granted, but it's never ending.

I wish that I had... 2,000,000 cookies!

Granted, but I ate them all :p

I wish that it would stop raining so I could see fireworks.

Granted.... but the smoke from the fireworks is so bad that you start coughing, and are forced to take shelter inside a building.

I wish I don't have to go back to work Tuesday. 

*Where I work is closed for the week, so I've been off for a few days, but I don't want to go back! Not that I don't love my job!