Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Okay, so this one is fun. Basically, you make a wish and the next person who comments has the power to grant it, with a twist.

For example :

EV Player : I wish I had a lorry to take my horses to shows in RL

Maine : Granted, but it has no engine.

Maine : I wish I had the best Trakehners on EV

EV Player : Granted, but they're all retired 

EV Player : I wish I could get lessons with an Olympic trainer

Maine : Granted, but they spend the whole lesson boasting about their achievements rather than training you.

Maine : I wish I had 1 million pounds

EV Player : Granted, but it's 1 million pounds of feathers

EV Player : I wish I had expensive tack that fitted my horse

Maine : Granted, but the tree is so badly broken it's worthless

etc etc.

okay, so I'll make the first wish for you all ;D

I wish that all my Gyspy Vanners have the new silver gene

Granted, but they never pass it to their foals.

I wish I had my own RL horse.

Granted, but you have to board it out of state.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted but those extra hours are the worst hours of your life. 

I wish that in RL Hulu was more like Netflix. 

Granted, but Hulu runs Netflix out of business.

I wish that I was a better judge of character.

Granted but you will never have friends

I wish I could work and recieve money

Granted, but you have to work overnight shifts

I wish I was better at test taking

Granted, but with each test you pass, you lose a piece of yourself.

I wish I could play an instrument.

Granted... but that doesn't mean you play it good.

I wish I have some tacos.

Granted..... but they have Habanero sauce on them!!!!

I wish I could go to the Bahamas on a Disney Cruise Ship!
*please don't corrupt it too much!

Granted but it rains everyday of your vacation. 

I wish that that I could breed the perfect EV horse. 

Last edited on 2017-06-29 at 11:57:30 by Arbutus

Edit; Granted, but it doesn't throw very good foals

I wish I could go hiking.

Last edited on 2017-06-29 at 11:59:55 by Corvus Queen

Granted..... but you stumble across a grizzly bear cub, and get treed by its angry mother.

I wish I had no student loans to pay back. *groans*

Granted, but you now have a big mortgage

I wish the new series of Orange is the New Black was out already


Last edited on 2017-06-29 at 12:04:42 by mɐine // εuphoria

totally off topic but didn't season 5 just come on to netflix? ^^