Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted, but you lost the bases forever :/

I wish my bestie wasn't mad at me anymore for horribly pranking her c:

Granted, but now everyone else hates you.

I wish that I didn't feel so faint... I'm sitting down trying not to faint from the heat of a different state, the smell of smoke, and other factors...

Granted but you get a stomach ache

I wish that I could have my hair straightened 

Granted, but it won't stop with split ends!

I wish that I had a crush so I'd be like everyone else...

Granted but the person totally ignores you. 

I wish that my cat would not get up on the kitchen counter. 

Granted but he gets on your head all the time lol

I wish school wuldnt start soon

Granted, but now you work 12 hours a day at a job you don't like.

I wish for my drill team to do well at our competition on Saturday!

Yes but it is your last succesful competition ever

I wish I had a sorrel horse 

Granted, but the horse is lame.

I wish I could be courageous. (The one reason why I'm not Gryffindor, lol.) 

Granted, but you can't stop bragging about how brave you are. (Does anyone else feel like a genie when playing this game?)

I wish none of my new Chincos were gray. 

(Lol, I do!) Granted, but now all your old ones are.

I wish that I had less patience...

Granted but now you explode over the slightest little thing and no one wants to be your friend. 

I wish that I could bring my cat to college with me. 

Granted, but it keeps you up at night by jumping on your stomach every ten minutes.

I wish I knew what to get my friend for her birthday.

Granted, but you use up all your money on it.

I wish that I could have all of the animals in the world!

Granted but they all die