Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted, however now it's extremely hot and constantly rains- so it's muggy 24/7!

I wish I could come up with a show name for my horse!

Granted but that horse will drop in stats

I wish my parents would never fight or die or divorce 

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Granted, but now they're so attentive it's suffocating, figuratively speaking.

I wish I understood what my dog was trying to ask me.

Granted, but now the dog is the boss of you and you must do anything and everything it tells you.

I wish that I had a big bug as a pet.

Granted, but it's constantly trying to eat you.

I wish I wasn't stuck in the house doing my civics course >.<

Granted, but now you're stuck outside in the pouring rain doing biology >.>

I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy!

Granted, but now it has no volume and always sits flat!

I wish I could be in work more so I can actually afford things :(

Granted, but now you're overworked and exhausted all the time.

I wish I could go on a holiday.

Granted, but it's the worst day of your life.

I wish that I had a banana RN.

Yes but it is brown and gross

I wish I could have stayed at the amusement park today longer

Granted, but you can't go ever again.

I wish that my friends weren't so hyper.

Granted, but now they have so little energy that they just sleep all day.

I wish I had an adorable corgi puppy.

(That's literally them after they're done being crazy xD)

Granted, but it dies :(

I wish that I had a giant pet spider who can't eat me and isn't venomous.

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish my chronic illness would go away :(

granted but you have a cold forever

I wish people would buy my new tags