things trainers say

anyone else know weird things that their trainers say/do? or just things that you think makes your trainer who she/he is. or any stupid moments youve had with your trainer.  trainer appreciation.. almost.


Last edited on 2022-07-07 at 01:08:19 by tragician.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"
"Niiiiccceeee."
"Good."
"Close your fingers!"
"Walk with a purpose girls."
"Woah."
"COME ON!"
"GET MAD!"
"She made a good choice there didn't she?"
"Did you even listen to the course?"
"Sit deep in the saddle."


There's many other things my trainer says, but that's a few.

"He looks like a girraffe!"
"You are sitting on 10k, don't let any of it blow away"
"He looks like a western pleasure horse"
"No stirrups!"
"Shorten your reins"
"Get him round"
"Shoulders back"

"On your pockets."
"Don't let him move!"
"Stop slouching!"
"What were you doing??"
"Don't let him near that gate!"
"You're breaking your wrist! Stop it!"
"Slow down!"
"Are your stirrups too high? Just come here."

- You can't think and do things at the same time, so stop think and just do!
- Speed up!
- Faster!
- Good! (When she says that, I know I'm doing right)

Me when trying to get up on the horse: - If the seam in my pants breaks now, I'm buying you a cake.
Trainer: - I love cake!
(Looks disappointed when I get up and pants still are intact)
- Next time I'll give you a much bigger horse!

This is hilarious. xD I don't take lessons but I hack on other people's horses.
Usually the owner's say:

"Don't let him eat-HE ATE IT!"
"Ignore the bus. IGNORE THE BUS."
"Just 'cause we're in a field doesn't mean your heels can face skyward."
"Want to gallop."
"DON'T. LET. HIM. RACE!"
"What the heck are you doing."
"Watch out for the duck!" (This happened a few months ago. We were being pursued by a duck HAHA)

"I think we need to start over."
"Galloooop!"
"Pick his head up."
"Uhh.. Okay."
"Where are you going?"

"What the heck are you doing?"

"This horse is getting all my nerves!"

"Put the bridle on him already!"

"I said Sitting trot not rising!"

"HEELS DOWN!"

"STOP LOOKING DOWN AT THE GROUND. ITS DIRT. DIRT ISN'T INTERESTING".


That's just some of them. xD

"BE AGGRESIVE! SHOW HIM WHOS BOSS!"

"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!"

"FASTER. NO SLOWER. I SAID FASTER"

"Add leg, leg, leg, leg"
"Supple, supple again"
"Half-Halt, she's going too fast"
"Do not let her stop, you know she's going to try"
"Look up"

"...where did you get a potato?"

"So, there's a horse show tomorrow, wanna come?"
"Half halt!"
"I said HALF halt."
"You don't have to fly across the arena..."
"Now that was a BIG jump! Isn't she a good horse?"
"Get mad! He's sleeping!"
"1, 2, 3 JUMP!"
When I almost fell down: "Really, no cake tomorrow?!"

Yeah, trainers are crazy... In a good way most of the time!

*accompanied by the most enormous fart a horse could produce*
"Classy."

Castelau, you look like you're having the time of your life. xD

'hop off and give your pony to katie'
-gives pony to katie-
'okay now come here'
-stands in front of trainer-
'*turns my head* THIS is straight, *turns head to left* THIS is not. *turns my head straight again* THIS is what you should've done, *turns my head to left* this is what you did.. do you get it? *sarcastic smile*'