How would you react? [game]

I would be sad cause i couldn't eat it anymore.

HWYR if i was dying and you could save me?

Nothing to lose by saving you!

HWYR if I was falling off a cliff?

Well obviously, if I was able to sprint to the edge of the cliff and grab onto you to try to pull you back up or at least hold onto you while we yell for help, I would! 

HWYR If you found out you had a long lost sibling you never knew about? 

O.o I wouldn't fully trust my parents ever again!

HWYR if I ate all your bananas :3

I'd be happy because I don't like bananas lol.

HWYR if Santa Claus was real?

I'd die. HE GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.

HWYR if I stole all your cookies?

Thank you because I'm on a diet lol.

HWYR if you developed an allergy to your favourite food?

I would eat it, not caring about anything!

HWYR if I randomly found you and kissed you?

Most likely, I would smack you and scream. No consent ain't cool man.

How would you react if you were offered a 3hour/5day a week job, but would have to be late to a practice (for anything) every time?

I wouldn't accept it. As a musician, this will ruin my career.

HWYR if you could eat as much ice cream as you want without getting sick?

I would buy all the stores out

HWYR if you got sick for no reason

I'd be really mad at everything and everyone.

HWYR if you were making muffins but the STUPID crumb topping just wouldn't cooperate and even though you know how to do it, it just WON'T this particular time? (This is my current RL situation and If the topping was alive, I'd kill it for being such a weirdo at this time, this ONE TIME where it actually matters...)

Throw it out the window at anything that moves.
HWYR if you wake up everyday knowing how to play one new instrument but lose that knowledge the next day.

Record myself playing an instrument then create a compilation!
HWYR if you won a raffle for 10 billion EVD

i'd update the number of horses I can own so I could buy and rescue lots more, lol!

HWYR if a grizzly decided to turn up when your riding ur new horse with a saddle ur folks paid $3500 on and you have to someday pay them back for as well as the horse ur riding? (this happened to me last week, I think it was the 14th or 15th)